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What do ghosts like for dinner?.........Spooketti BOO-lagnase ...
What goes oo?........... A cow with no lips ....
Whats black and white and goes up and down, up and down?...........
A Panda stuck in a lift...
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?........A stick...
What do you call a fly with no wings?......A walk...
Why do cows wear bells?..........Because their horns don't work...
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Whats blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.
What's orange and round? A green cube in disguise.
Why did the mushroom go to the party? because he was a fun guy!
(get it fungi oh dear lol)
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